Dean Winchester

28.1.3. "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
- Heather Cortez

Co-written with notjustsammy


Dean Winchester couldn't even count the number of times he'd played FBI Agent in a hospital setting. Usually it was while him and Sam were on a hunt, not while one of them was actually in the hospital. He glanced around, and shuddered. He'd spent way too much time in one as a patient. First was the heart attack, and he really should have died. Second was when he was in that weird ass coma and his Dad sold his soul to get Dean's back... Either way, he hated them. He never wanted to spend any longer amongst the butt revealing gowns, and grumpy doctors any more than he had to.

Only Agent Olsen had gone and got himself hurt while Dean was stuck in Hell. He tucked his fake shield back into the inner pocket of his jacket and followed the sexy brunette nurse to Sam's room. She had one of the finest asses he'd seen since being reborn. She was definitely making the scrubs work for her even if the top wasn't as tight as he'd like. And really, she'd probably just look a lot better naked.

( They rounded a corner and Dean was ushered into a room where Sam seemed to be by himself. )


Dean Winchester
Supernatural
Words: 5752

Ailbe O'Loughlin [makeoutalright] used with permission.

Bonus #1: Select five people from your muse's f-list and have them list five reasons for each person why they're thankful they know them.

My name is Dean Winchester, and I don’t obey rules. Also not sure I have five people on my f-list to be thankful for, so this is what I got. Don’t like it, go cry into your pillow.

01. Pamela Anderson
- No one quite wore a red swimsuit like Pammy.
- Slow motion runnin’ in aforementioned swimsuit.
- Barb Wire... Lord only knows I could never think up anythin’ that bad. Really, it’s a masterpiece of crap. And somethin’ I just can’t seem to turn away from.
- This one time, at band camp... No wait, that was American Pie. But this one time on a hunt an implant saved my life, and I am just grateful to Pammy for makin’ ‘em popular again.
- Never lettin’ anyone tell her she’s ten shades of crazy. She’s always believed in herself, and I think that’s somethin’ to admire.

( Guess who can count? )


Dean Winchester
Supernatural
Words: 350

01. His gigantic forehead stops him from realising that he’s a pain in my ass.

02. He keeps getting in the car no matter how many times I try and leave him behind.

03. I have to protect him.

04. He’s more likely to go to the Laundromat than me, so he’s handy like that.

05. He can reach the top shelves on the rare occasions we make it to a supermarket.

06. I don’t have to feel like I’m talking to myself if he’s in the car with me.

07. Who else am I going to have a prank war with?

08. We’ve only got each other.

09. He’s my little brother.

10. Bet you were all thinking it was an incest thing. Brothers can be significant others in a purely familial sense you sick, sick perverts. Go wash your friggen minds out.



Dean Winchester
Supernatural

13.6.1 TEN reality shows you would want to go on

01. So You Think You Can Dance – Not really because I’m any kind of a dance, more because, well... have you seen the outfits? Those ladies are nothing short of spectacular in those flowy skirt things and short shorts.

02. Survivor – People! Listen to me... a campfire is no friggen surgical operation. It should not take five people to get one lit. These idiots need me. I’d be their freakin’ messiah. That, and... hot, vulnerable, naked chicks looking to the Alpha male for some comfort...

03. The Bachelor – Pick of the ladies...

04. The Bachelorette – Of course I’d get chosen. What’s not to love? I got those other losers beat.

05. Hell’s Kitchen – Mostly I just want to be able to yell back...

06. Wife Swap – Well, I’d need a wife to begin with, but I don’t see anything wrong with a bit of swinging. Oh wait... that’s the show with those bitches who get bossy, right? Oh yeah, no... screw that.

07. LA Ink – Hot ladies and tattoos... Do I really need to explain?

08. Laguna Beach – Ah, so, okay... the words “barely legal” come to mind, but... I could so be the hot older guy that shows the young girls what it’s really like. Plus some of those guys are just begging to get their faces rearranged.

09. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team – I could be a judge. Or a water boy, hell how about a towel boy? Those ladies gotta work up some serious sweat...

10. Pimp My Ride – No way are they getting near the Impala, but I would like to know what they could do to make some crazy Hunter mobile.


Dean Winchester
Supernatural

6.6.3. FIVE times you were injured and one time you injured someone else

01.

Dean sucked in a breath as he tried not to cry. His Dad would probably kill him if he cried. More than he’d kill him if he found out how Dean Winchester had broken his arm. Sammy stayed well out of the way, the littlest Winchester choosing to tuck his cape under his pillow before he hid himself under the bed. No way did he want to get dragged into this. He liked having their father’s approval.

Dean on the other hand, even at the ripe old age of eleven was choosing to challenge authority. In that very sneaky way that all kids did it—when the parent was out of the house.

Only now he had his arm hanging in an odd angle at his side, and it hurt. It hurt so much he really did want to cry, but his teeth dug into his lip and he held strong. Even when he tasted blood. He held strong through his father’s yelling, and then the silence filled car ride to the ER, he even held strong when the doctor placed his arm in the cast and reset the bone.

Only later when he was alone with Sam did he let himself crumble. Of course Sam hadn’t known what to do other than offer Dean his teddy.

*

( John Winchester was God. )


Dean Winchester
Supernatural
Words: 1183

Dean's Sam Winchester as always is notjustsammy. He has no John Winchester, so it's not binding in any in existence.