getinlinebitch | just_muse_me | Prompt Set 26

Bonus #1: Select five people from your muse's f-list and have them list five reasons for each person why they're thankful they know them.

My name is Dean Winchester, and I don’t obey rules. Also not sure I have five people on my f-list to be thankful for, so this is what I got. Don’t like it, go cry into your pillow.

01. Pamela Anderson
- No one quite wore a red swimsuit like Pammy.
- Slow motion runnin’ in aforementioned swimsuit.
- Barb Wire... Lord only knows I could never think up anythin’ that bad. Really, it’s a masterpiece of crap. And somethin’ I just can’t seem to turn away from.
- This one time, at band camp... No wait, that was American Pie. But this one time on a hunt an implant saved my life, and I am just grateful to Pammy for makin’ ‘em popular again.
- Never lettin’ anyone tell her she’s ten shades of crazy. She’s always believed in herself, and I think that’s somethin’ to admire.

02. Angus Young
- Always good for an alias.
- For still bein’ a man while wearin’ a schoolboy uniform.
- That guitar walk thing he does... that’s some skill right there. Better than any moonwalk.
- Actually, that’s about it.
- I’m hungry... Nothin’ to do with Angus. Just makes up the fifth point.

03. John Winchester
- He’s my Dad. He’s also my dead Dad, but I’m thankful for him all the same.
- He raised me to be who I am today.
- His journal got me and Sam through a lot.
- He gave me the Impala.
- Taught me how to protect myself, and my brother.

04. Angelina Jolie
- Tomb Raider
- Her lips... Dude, can you imagine them wrapped around my—well, you get the idea.
- Ten shades of crazy I could totally appreciate... in my pants.
- The second Tomb Raider movie. Screw the plot, it’s all about that bikini scene...
- Gone in 60 Seconds. She can stroke my gear stick anytime.

05. Sam Winchester
- He’s my brother.
- He’s obligated to love me.
- He can, on occasion, not be annoying.
- He’s family.
- Sometimes he has good porn.

Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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