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01. His gigantic forehead stops him from realising that he’s a pain in my ass.

02. He keeps getting in the car no matter how many times I try and leave him behind.

03. I have to protect him.

04. He’s more likely to go to the Laundromat than me, so he’s handy like that.

05. He can reach the top shelves on the rare occasions we make it to a supermarket.

06. I don’t have to feel like I’m talking to myself if he’s in the car with me.

07. Who else am I going to have a prank war with?

08. We’ve only got each other.

09. He’s my little brother.

10. Bet you were all thinking it was an incest thing. Brothers can be significant others in a purely familial sense you sick, sick perverts. Go wash your friggen minds out.



Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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13.6.1 TEN reality shows you would want to go on

01. So You Think You Can Dance – Not really because I’m any kind of a dance, more because, well... have you seen the outfits? Those ladies are nothing short of spectacular in those flowy skirt things and short shorts.

02. Survivor – People! Listen to me... a campfire is no friggen surgical operation. It should not take five people to get one lit. These idiots need me. I’d be their freakin’ messiah. That, and... hot, vulnerable, naked chicks looking to the Alpha male for some comfort...

03. The Bachelor – Pick of the ladies...

04. The Bachelorette – Of course I’d get chosen. What’s not to love? I got those other losers beat.

05. Hell’s Kitchen – Mostly I just want to be able to yell back...

06. Wife Swap – Well, I’d need a wife to begin with, but I don’t see anything wrong with a bit of swinging. Oh wait... that’s the show with those bitches who get bossy, right? Oh yeah, no... screw that.

07. LA Ink – Hot ladies and tattoos... Do I really need to explain?

08. Laguna Beach – Ah, so, okay... the words “barely legal” come to mind, but... I could so be the hot older guy that shows the young girls what it’s really like. Plus some of those guys are just begging to get their faces rearranged.

09. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team – I could be a judge. Or a water boy, hell how about a towel boy? Those ladies gotta work up some serious sweat...

10. Pimp My Ride – No way are they getting near the Impala, but I would like to know what they could do to make some crazy Hunter mobile.


Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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3.5.5. TEN things you would hate to lose


01. The Impala. And I did lose it once, okay twice—but the second time it got stolen by that bitch… oh yeah, and that crash. So what’s that? Three times. Cuts me deep, man.

02. Sam. Been there, done that, hated it and burned the friggin’ t-shirt.

03. My leather jacket.

04. My soul.

05. My hair.

06. Fights.

07. My car keys. There was this one time with this chick from Chicago, and she did this thing with her—anyway…

08. Pac Man. All I’m saying is that it shouldn’t be that damn hard to get a stupid yellow circle to eat all the smaller yellow circles and the fruit without some stupid blob zapping him.

09. Prank wars with Sammy.

10. Bets.



Dean Winchester
Supernatural


Sam is [livejournal.com profile] notjustsammy, but Dean has no Bela so clearly this isn't binding on any in existence even if it's canon.

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