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muse_write | Prompt Set #10

List your strengths

- My ass looks great in jeans. Seriously.
- I’m good with a weapon.
- I’m good without one. There was that one time, but we don’t talk about it, and if anyone asks I got the scar from this chick in Reno with a killer nails.
- I can drive.
- I have great taste in music. You can’t fault classic rock, or Metallica.
- I can whistle.
- I can actually stitch up shirts. Not always practical to throw them out.
- Sex. Yes, I really am that big, and yes, I know how to use it.
- I’m actually quite artistically gifted. Not everyone can use a Xerox machine like I can.
- I can run really fast.
- Making Sammy’s life more interesting.
- Air drums.
- Did I mention my ass in jeans, because you really need to see it... I mean, it’s a work of art. I’d kiss it if I could.
- I’m really good at burning stuff.
- And killing stuff.
- Let’s not forget the saving people thing, either.

Lists, however? Not a strong suit.