For just_muse_me - 13.6.1

13.6.1 TEN reality shows you would want to go on

01. So You Think You Can Dance – Not really because I’m any kind of a dance, more because, well... have you seen the outfits? Those ladies are nothing short of spectacular in those flowy skirt things and short shorts.

02. Survivor – People! Listen to me... a campfire is no friggen surgical operation. It should not take five people to get one lit. These idiots need me. I’d be their freakin’ messiah. That, and... hot, vulnerable, naked chicks looking to the Alpha male for some comfort...

03. The Bachelor – Pick of the ladies...

04. The Bachelorette – Of course I’d get chosen. What’s not to love? I got those other losers beat.

05. Hell’s Kitchen – Mostly I just want to be able to yell back...

06. Wife Swap – Well, I’d need a wife to begin with, but I don’t see anything wrong with a bit of swinging. Oh wait... that’s the show with those bitches who get bossy, right? Oh yeah, no... screw that.

07. LA Ink – Hot ladies and tattoos... Do I really need to explain?

08. Laguna Beach – Ah, so, okay... the words “barely legal” come to mind, but... I could so be the hot older guy that shows the young girls what it’s really like. Plus some of those guys are just begging to get their faces rearranged.

09. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team – I could be a judge. Or a water boy, hell how about a towel boy? Those ladies gotta work up some serious sweat...

10. Pimp My Ride – No way are they getting near the Impala, but I would like to know what they could do to make some crazy Hunter mobile.


Dean Winchester
Supernatural